To kahani ke kirdaar hai –
Papa:- Omprakash Gupta, age 48, dikhne mein 6 feet lambe, lund ka size 10 inch. Ghode jaisa hai aur sex ka bahut shaunk hai. Par patni ke siwa kisi ki taraf nahi dekhte. Peshe se gaon mein kirana ki dukan hai.
Maa:- Madhuri Devi, age 45, height 5 feet 3inches, normal Indian lady ki tarah saree-blouse zyada pehanti hai. Rang na bahut zyada gora hai, na saawla hai, beech ka hai. Boobs aur gaand ka shape acha hai. Inko koi bra chaddi mein dekh le to uska muth nikalna tay hai. Sareee hi pehanti hai, 10vi tak padhi likhi hai.
Aarti: Age 25 saal, married hai, jab role aayega tab detail mein bataunga uske baare mein.
Main:- Anmol Gupta, age 24 saal, bpsc ki taiyaari kar raha hu. Height 5 feet 7 inches hai, par lund 11 inch ka hai bhagwan jaane kaise, aur rang saawla hai.
Ab aate hai doston ki family par.
Shyam singh Rathore:- height 6 feet 8 inches. Basketball player dum-daar londa hai. Body builder hai. Lund ka size bhi 11 inches hai, aur chudai ka bahut shaukeen hai. Bahut auraton ko chod chuka hai. Age hai 27 saal, bpsc ki taiyaari kar raha hai. Rang saawla hai.
Sajjan Singh Rathore:- Shyam ke pita ji sarpanch hai. Height 7 foot, lambe-chaude 11 inch ka lund hai, aur apni biwi par jaan lutaate hai. Uske alawa kisi ki taraf nahi dekhte. Age hai 49 saal.
Urmila Singh Rathore:- Age 47, Shyam ki maa, height hai 5 feet 7 inches. Moti tagdi hai. Badi gaand aur bade boobs. Bahut gusse wali hai. Gusse mein aa gayi to gaand faad deti hai. Inhe gaand marwane ka bahut shaunk hai, aur sex ke time gaand zaroor marwati hai. Tabhi gaand tarbooz jaisi hai.
Gaon mein sab log inke deewane hai. Par ek shabd nahi bol skte unhe, kyunki sarpanch se sab darte hai. Rang gora hai, padi likhi 10vi tak hai. Saree hi pehanti hai. Iske alawa Shyam ki do behne bhi hai, jinka baad mein parichay doonga. Dono ki shaadi ho rakhi hai.
Teesra dost-
Anuj Pandey: Height 5 feet 5 inches, par lund ka size hai 13 inch ghode ke samaan. Age hai 25 saal. Bpsc ki taiyaari, chudai ka shaukeen, par gf hi nahi banti. Bechara kaala kaloota hai ek-dum.
Manohar Pandey: Mandir ke pujari hai. Patni aur bachho se bahut pyar karte hai. Lund ka size 8 inch hai, aur patni se bahut pyar karte hai. Sex bhi hafte mein do baar karte hai, jisse biwi bhi khush hi rehti hai, height 5 feet 8 inches.
Geeta Pandey: Housewife hai. 10vi tak padhi hai. Height 5 feet 5 inches hai, aur bhagwan mein bahut maanti hai. Rang meri mummy ki tarah hai, gaand aur boobs ka shape 46 ki umar mein bhi kassa hua hai, jiska poora gaon deewana hai. Sareee hi pehanti hai.
To kahani shuru hoti hai. Main aur mere dono dost daaru pee rahe hote hai, ki tabhi Shyam ko phone aata hai. Phone aur kisi ka nahi uski maa ka hota hai, Urmila aunty ka.
Urmila: Arre beta, sun main waha aa rahi hu shehar kal tere papa ke sath. Papa tere court chale jayenge kuch kaam se, to main hostel aaungi, aur tujhe bhi dekh loongi.
(Darasal batana bhool gaya hum teeno ki maa gaon mein rehti hai. Alag-alag gaon jo patna ke aas-paas hai.)
Shyam: Ji-ji, mummy (Shyam maa se zyada kuch nahi bolta tha).
Fir Shyam ne ye baat hame batayi aur kaha ki room ki saaf-safayi ache se kar lo, kyunki Shyam ki maa ko saaf-safayi pasand thi bahut. Fir sab saaf-safayi mein lag jaate hai.
Agle din Shyam Urmila ko jaa kar lekar aata hai hostel mein. Jaise hi Shyam bell bajata hai, main gate kholta hu, aur Shyam ki maa ko dekh kar dekhta hi reh jata hu. Ek number ki maal thi. Lambi, chaudi, dekhte hi chodne ka mann kare. Par Shyam ki maa bahut tez thi. Usne meri nazre bhaamp li, aur seedhe kaha-
Urmila: Kya dekh rahe ho, maa ke samaan hu tumhari? Paon choona nahi sikhaya kya tumhare maa-baap ne ha?
Itna kehte hi meri gaand fatt gayi. Maine unke paon chhue aur unhe andar bulaya. Par behan ka loda Anuj chutiya chaddi pehan kar hi aa gaya aur aunty ke paon choo liye
Urmila (gusse mein bolti hai): Kya ladke hai ye? Inke sath kaise reh raha hai?
Shyam dono ko gusse mein dekhta hai. Fir sab andar waale room mein chale jaate hai. Anuj kapde pehanta hai.
Main aur Shyam kuch kaam se baahar jaate hai. Fir jab
hum 2 ghante baad wapas aate hai, to dekhte hai Urmila aunty kuch Anuj se kehti hai, par jaise hi hum aate hai wo chup ho jati hai. Anuj jo ki darra-darra sa hota hai wo bhi kuch nahi bolta aur chup rehta hai.
Mujhe aur Shyam ko maajra samajh nahi aata. Khair raat ko Urmila aunty nikal jati hai. Fir shaam ko hum sab dost daaru peene baithte hai. Par Anuj ka muh abhi bhi latka hua tha. Shyam bata raha tha uski maa bhi gusse mein thi. Hamne maamla jaanna chaaha to maine baat chhedh di.
Main: Anuj tu itna udaas kyun hai? Aunty bhi gusse mein thi, aur ye sab hamare jaane se aane ke beech hua. Kuch hua tha kya chutiye?
Anuj: Bhai ek galti ho gayi. Shyam mujhe maaf karna please.
Shyam: Bsdk kya galti kar di aisi?
Anuj: Mujhe maaf kar do bas, main sorry hu.
Shyam: Batayega kya hua?
Anuj (rote hue): Tu mujhe jaan se maar dega.
Shyam: Bsdk baat nahi batayi to zaroor maar doonga
Anuj: Bhai wo jab tum dono baahar gaye the. Usse pehle ki bat hai ye.
Shyam: Bhai baat batayega? Meri gaand fatt rahi hai ab.
Anuj: Bhai wo tumhe pata hai na mujhe badi umar ki aurat bahut pasand hai?
Shyam: Haa to?
Anuj: Wo jab teri mummy aayi to main chaddi mein aa gaya tha. Par unhe dekhte hi mera lund khada ho gaya, jo unhone dekh liya tha. Uske baad jab tum dono gaye to main jaan-boojh kar gate khol kar lund dikhate hue moot raha tha. Tabhi tumhari mummy ne ye sab dekha par kuch nahi kaha. Uske baad main kitchen mein paani lene ke bahane tumhari mummy ke peeche lund satta kar khada ho gaya.
Anuj: Unhone fir kuch nahi kaha to meri himmat badhi, aur main fir jab wo room mein jaa kar leti thi, to unke room mein jaa kar peeche chipak gaya aur unki gaand masalne laga. Kuch der tak to unki saanse bhi fooli. Fir pata nahi achanak unhe kya hua, ki unhone zordaar laat maari, aur mujhe khoob sunaya.
Anuj: Unhone mere pariwar ko raaton raat utha kar meri maa ko chudwane ki dhamki di. Meri gaand fatt gayi. Main unke pairon mein gir gaya. Bahut der ke baad wo maani. Fir jab tum dono aaye tab bhi wo mujhe kuch bolne aa rahi thi, par bol nahi payi.
Ye sab baat sunne ke baad Shyam ne Anuj ko ek zordaar ghuma kar thappad maara, jisse Anuj ki bateesi hil gayi. Tabhi Anuj rote hue khada hua, aur bathroom ki taraf chal pada. Jaate hue wo fisal kar gir gaya, aur behosh ho gaya. Isliye usko hospital lekar jana pada. Aage kya hua next story mein.